Haikus in honour of the Great Lord Avon's wardrobe


Horizon

Bacofoil on top

Thigh high boots squeak as he moves

Fetishists swoon

Warlord

Neck line plunges down

The nylon rustles softly

A pleasing snug fit

Terminal

Shiny black meets silver

Stretched tight across his stomach

Hooray! It's the gloves

Headhunter

Plenty silver studs

Wide shoulders frame his body

Slender legs beneath

Sarcophagus

Bolero jacket

He stands as a matador

White is purity

Games

From his neck outward

Bolts of silver lightning fly

He at the centre

Space Fall

Navy workers' garb

Too dowdy for our hero

This will not last long

Time Squad

He dons earth tone suede

Surely leather will follow

Brown doesn't suit him

The Web

He dressed like the team

His personality hid

The clothes hide soon, too

Seek Locate Destroy

Dig the flares on that!

Sequins dance across his chest

Sewn on by himself?

Deliverance

Snazzy blue moon boots

Anorak with fur trimmed hood

Closet Abba fan?

Orac

Green roll neck jumper

Lurks under chevron jacket

Trousers flap about

Redemption

First proper leathers

The light reflects his movements

Silver studs as well

Pressure Point

Red ribbed dreadful top

The trousers are so sexy

Take the jacket off!

Star One

Grey panelled jacket

Black clings around his muscles

Steel in heart and eyes

Deathwatch

Yes, the worst of all

Inner tubes pad his shoulders

Even Avon laughs

Ultraworld

Dowdy frumpy brown

Is he learning to line dance?

Suede--there's no excuse

Aftermath

Swathes of softest night

Conceal and reveal his form.

Borrow clothes again.


Hammer to Fall




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