"While I was bathing!" Avon, "Rescue"
"No. Yes! No. Maybe...." Vila, "Mission to Destiny"
"Hello there. How are you? Excuse me wandering about your premises but I
wonder if you can help me. I'm an escaped prisoner. I was a thief but
recently I've become interested in sabotage, in a small way you understand,
nothing too ambitious, I hate vulgarity, don't you? Anyway, I've come to blow
something up. What do you think will be most suitable?" Vila to Federation guard, "Seek-Locate-Destroy"
"Hello, hello, hello...I had a feeling this was going to be a good day."
"Yes, well, don't let your feelings run away with you."
"Oh, a sense of humor, too. I love girls with a sense of humor."
"Yes, I can see where that would be an advantage. This way, please."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, Jenna?"
"Not yet."
Renor and Jenna, "Breakdown"
"...Now, my educated friend, do you know what this is?"
"Uh, it's a projectile weapon." Sarkoff and Blake, "Bounty"
"I wish I'd known that this was going to drag on so. I'd have brought my own chef. As I recall, Space Command's cuisine is appalling." Bercol, "Trial"
"He is a despicable animal. When the Federation finally cleans out this cesspit, I shall have
that vulpine degenerate eviscerated with a small and very blunt knife." Servalan about Krantor, "Gambit"
"How does it feel to have made history?"
"Very painful, sir." One Federation trooper to another, "Aftermath"
"...And don't look so warlike."
"Coming from you, that's almost funny." Dayna and Tarrant, "Volcano"
"...Have you nothing to say to Servalan?" "Woman, you're beautiful."
[grabs and kisses her]
"Guards! Take this primitive to the punishment cells! Move!" Servalan and Jarvik, "Harvest of Kairos"
"Is that where we're going? It's miles away. I mean why couldn't I have teleported
closer in? Hey? They say too much walking's bad for you, you know. Makes you go
deaf. Look what it's done for you. Listen, sooner or later one of you's going to have to
speak to me. Well, speak to me one of you! All right, that's it. No speak, no walk.
My feet hurt and I didn't want to come anyway. 'Course, I'm totally lost, you realize
that. Yes, of course you realize that. I don't suppose you'd consider taking me back
to where you met me. No, of course you wouldn't. All right, you've talked me into it." Vila, "City at the Edge of the World"
"You should try taking a bath sometime, you smell terrible." Vila to Kerril, "City at the Edge of the World"
"No one laughs at Bayban. Take him out and shoot him." Bayban, "City at the Edge of the World"
"...Alive, Servalan can hand over power. Dead, she's just one more corpse.
Haven't we got enough of those?"
"We're clearing them away now." Sula Chesku/Anna Grant and Hob, "Rumours of Death."
"An alien spaceship has aliens on it, right? My experience of aliens hasn't exactly been warming."
"Your experiences with humans haven't been particularly glowing, either." Vila and Tarrant, "Sarcophagus"
"We require the human bonding ceremony." Ultra 1, to Tarrant and Dayna, "Ultraworld"
" I don't know what I'd pick if I had to choose between gluttony and good old-fashioned lust. Probably something in the middle, like cannibalism." Grose, "Moloch"
"If you think of this mouse as a space captain..." Lector, "Moloch"
"I've seen more life in a prison blanket." Vila, "Death Watch"
"Pass out again and I'll leave you, Tarrant."
"I'm surprised you came back this time."
"We stand a better chance as a group."
"What? While something is eating me you can get away?" Avon and Tarrant, "Rescue"
"You smell like a man." Gun-Sar to Avon, "Power"
"Strange how you civilians give yourselves these impressive military ranks. What was
Star Major Hunda before the occupation? A hairdresser?" Quute, "Traitor"
"By the time the oxygen runs out, we'll be bored as well as dead." Soolin, "Stardrive"
"Go into the bunker, Og. Go to your quarters. There is food there. Food, Og. Go and eat the food. It is waiting for you." Justin, "Animals"
"Muller's android?" "Gone to the great cyberneticist in the sky."
"You fool! It's superstitious half-wits like you who hold back every advance we make."
"And arrogance, Avon, like yours and Muller's, which threaten to destroy--"
"Shut up!" "Yes, master!" Tarrant and Avon and Orac, "Headhunter"
"Now, then, Avon. What would you say if I offered you mastery of the galaxy?"
"Oh, I would say thank you." Egrorian and Avon, "Orbit."
"...I suggest we agree to a truce." "You mean I put the gun away and you and I trip hand in
hand across the base, until you brain me with some convenient blunt instrument." Servalan and Tarrant, "Sand"Quotes from "The Magnificent 7".
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