Here's the deal: We're going to be taking turns ranting, raving, and spouting such nonsense that your head will spin for weeks. And in case that's not enough, we're also going to have "Who's That Bishounen?" (bishounen means essentially "pretty boy") with some stats on our fave dudes and some
video game reviews.
Oh yeah, and another thing, before each person's blurb of nonsensical information, there will be a little colored circle that corresponds to one of those up there just below the page's title. That tells you who's writing. Just click it to mail that person. One final thing: All typos and grammatical errors have been left in the entries.
Ok, first off, I just wanna say that this had better be in violet when published. Blue-violet, actually... All right, got that off my chest…Um, I really don’t know what to write. I know I’m supposed to ramble, but I don’t really ramble when I’m supposed to ramble. It’s so rude. My one moment of glory (for now), and I can’t think of anything to write. How rude. I have all this space to fill, and nothing to fill it with. Hey! Check that out! I’m filling up all this space by talking about how I can’t fill up this space! Wicked cool! Oi, Sailor Strata (sitting next to me) just told me to say something interesting. How rude. Stop saying "How rude." You're actually starting to sound like the blonde ditz that you are. j/k I am totally always interesting. And besides, Sailor Halo (is that supposed to mean she’s the angelic one, cuz if it does, then we need some new guidelines for angels…), who is writing Thicker Than Water never, ever lets me speak! Keep up the good work Sailor Halo. So far, out of like seven parts, I’ve spoken once. Once! Injustice! ::pauses to think of something else to say:: I ran out of ideas. Maybe I’ll just sit here and praise Duo, but that’s what the ‘Who’s That Bishounen?’ thing is for, and Sailor Strata is telling me to talk about Quatre, so here goes: Quatre. Hm. Blond, short, adorable, way too thinky, he’s so perfect for Trowa, his feet aren’t quite as big as Heero’s, but then again, no one’s are, and now she’s yelling at me for making a run-on sentence. Blahblahblah. Anywahy ::thwaps damn typo demon:: That reminds me, Ebiru, fix the cage! Fix it! Fix it good! ::stares:: ::giggles:: I like whips. Epyon is wicked cool ::grins evilly:: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down, broke his crown, so he whipped it out the window! The window! The window! He whipped it out the window! Jack fell down and broke his crown, so he whipped it out the window! ::snickers:: It sounds even funnier in a German accent. Tracy is a dork. ::burps:: New subject! Speaking of subjects, school starts last month. Rude. Totally unfair. I hate Starfarm. It shmucks. It shmucks ass. Shmucking is better than sucking, because, quite frankly, who would want to suck an ass? Ew. Gross. ::sighs:: Ze vindow! Ze vindow! Heehee. I be a friend! Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! ::turns to Sailor Strata:: You remind me of the babe? What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe…… What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe…….Ok, we’ll stop now … Thank you. Do you know how annoying that was to code? ...Are you sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come? I’m not. I don’t like vans. I prefer trucks. But I like Harleys better. Mom won’t let me have hers, though ::pouts:: Maybe I should use my Really Spuffy Attack! on her. ::looks around room for more stuff to ramble about:: Oh! Cool! New thing to ramble about! The price of tea in China! I personally don’t know how much it costs, but I’ll ramble nonetheless. Hey, I want some tea. I love tea. With my sugar. But right now, I want some hot cocoa. ::runs off with Sailor Strata to make some…….comes back with hot cocoa topped with whipped cream, plus pretzels and peanut butter to snack on….takes a gulp….burns mouth……yelps in pain:: Yummy! Well, I’m getting bored. Oyasuminasai, mina-san! Oh wait! I have more! Yay! Tracy gave me this quiz at ivillage.com ::snickers:: called What Goddess Rules You? So she sent it to me, telling me she thinks I would be Hera. Yea, right. Like I would be anything like that bitch. I totally thwarted her by having Aphrodite rule over me. She couldn’ t believe it. Hehe. She had Persephone. Whoopdy-doo dah day. I got Athene and Artemis. Amanda got Artemis, the archer. How predictable. Then again, Aphrodite was predictable for me, too. I am the Sorceress of looooove (and justice, and I fight in the name of the castle atop the clouds!) , and she’s the goddess of looooove, so it’s only natural, ne? ^_~;;; My, Kasei, you sure can ramble. Tell me about it. Ok, ok, I get the point. I’ll shut up now. Omae wo korosu! ::waves cheerily:: Question: Is it "omae wo korosu" or "omae o korosu"? ::blinks:: Does it really matter? It's "wo." The "w" isn't pronounced. I want some pocky, and I'm writing this last little part a month and three-quarters after I sent it to Ebiru ::glares:: Update!!!
First off, I'd like to vow that I will never make another comment in somebody's Crap Ramble. I was just extremely bored the day I put poor Sailor Strata's blurb up. Secondly, I'd like to get on my knees and beg for mercy in hopes that you'll excuse the fact that I haven't updated since... a while ago. Now I'm gonna complain about parents. See, my dad hates anime, even though all he's seen is 5 seconds of an extremely awful moment of Sailor Moon in which Serena was wailing about something or other. Now he says that all anime is crap. I should just tell the jerk that, using his way of thinking, since he's an asshole, that must mean all the fathers in the world are assholes. ::sigh:: But anyways, my only defense against him was my mom, who sorta likes anime. She "tolerates" Sailor Moon, likes Pokemon, and is okay with just about any other thing I can get my hands on. But yesterday, I was watching Tenchi Muyo, and asked my dad to talk a little quieter. He started yelling at me that he shouldn't have to, cuz it's all crap anyways. So I ask him how he knows, cuz Tenchi's new, and he interrupts any of my attempts at trying to send some logic his way by yelling something about watching shows for 4 year olds when I'm 16 (I would have tried informing him of how it was the Americans who messed it up, but he would have been too busy yelling to listen.) Then while I'm trying desperately to reason with him, my anime-tolerating mom comes in and calls it crap, too, and she's also never seen Tenchi! So, I just stared at the TV so they would shut up and leave (never fails), and finished watching the show. Then I went to my room for two hours. They didn't even notice the fact that they didn't see me again for the rest of the day. But, this morning, my mom told me that tomorrow we'd go rent Fushigi Yuugi, which I told her about a couple a weeks ago, and I thought she had totally forgotten about. Apology accepted, now I'm happy. I'd better go now. Funny, I started with nothing to say, and ended up with more than both of the other rambles combined... And yet I hardly talk in person. Oops, hehe.
::sigh:: Week 2 of the crap page. The real proof that we, the Sailor Ronins, have no lives. Ah well, it’s fun to ramble anyway. We’ve got some great new stories on the way by Cypher. They’ll be showing up on the ‘Other Stories’ page soon enough. If you're lucky. In other news, I have a new obsession in my life, and they call him... Vincent Valentine! I liked him first. :-P Sure he’s like this creepy, vampirish dude, but he wasn’t always like that. He used to be this incredibly hot Turk, but that was before he got shot and underwent atomic reconstruction. Now he's a vampire cowboy, hehe. Oh well, c’est la vie. Much to the dismay of my friends, I’ve also started to like Zechs Marquise AKA Miliardo Peacecraft. I like him too. How 'bout I take Vincent, you take Zechs? I don’t even know if I spelled that right, but I don’t care. He’s got these really great, bright green eyes that just pull you in. So does Sephiroth. But enough about that, since we’ll explore it later. So many guys, so little time. At the moment, I’m fighting with Sailor Halo over who will be shone next on this page, and quite frankly, I’m losing. But everyone has to give in some time, ne? Well, look for upcoming stats on my new obsessions, and have a great time at The Crap Page! And please excuse my constant interruptions, but since I worked so hard on this page, I feel I deserve to have a little fun. ^.^
Lalala. Hello. Sailor Halo here. Welcome to the CRAP PAGE! This is gonna be where we (we being anybody who has a cool thing to put up) can put anything we want. Acually, I heard this music on another page (the AP exam thing) and wanted to make a page just for it. The song used to be "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, but I changed it. X-Men seems more fitting for us. ^_^; But "TBT" is still around- it's on the Bishounen Archives page. So here it is, the CRAP PAGE! Ramblings, flames, and shrines will be here. And news. News is good. News like, TRUNKS IS IN ENGLISH! Yes, Trunks. The purple haired son of Bulma and Vegita. They (whoever makes DBZ) finally released some episodes with Trunks in them and dubbed them! He sounds sooooo cute! Like Darien with a bit of Vegita thrown in. So, anyway, check those tapes out, they rock. Ummm, also RUBEUS RULES!!! Sorry, its a problem I have. So... just to point this out, I love Gundam Wing. So, when I had Lil' Phinex Ahem, that's "Lil Phoenix"... put Relena on the Offical Crap Seal Of Approval, it wasn't because I hate Gumdam Wing. Not at all, its because I hate Relena. I should have put Yuli on it too, but thats a different story. Ok, well... I think you have heard enough from me. Tune in next time when either Ebiru or Sailor Strata takes the helm!
