::Phineas walks, well is pushed onstage:: I refuse to be a part of this!

You have to! ::Sage pulls out the script:: It's your part!

::Phineas snaps his fingers. The script bursts into flames and burns up::

That was the only script! ::Sage pulls out a nodatchi from Plierspace:: Get over to your spot and start talking!

Eep! ::Phineas puts on a fake smile:: Hello, and welcome to the Death of Boredom Series. This is where all the... Hey!

::Amanda rans on stage and pushes Finny out of the way:: Technology is cheese! ::She starts to run again::

::Rowen chases after her:: I told you not to say that anymore! ::He runs off stage::

::Phineas walks back to his spot:: Anyway, as I was saying... This is where Sailor Seiji and Sailor Touma and Lil Phinex and... ::A big shoe comes flying at Phineas and hits his head:: What was that for?!

::Athene peeks out from the right wing:: That was just one big run-on sentance! I hate those!

Fine! ::Finny looks like his is about to have a temper tantrum, but calms himself:: This is where any crazy person can...

::Candice and Tracy run up to Finny and steal the microphone::

::Tracy thwaps Finny:: Only a certified crazy Sailor Ronin OR Sailor Ronin Villian can write a story!

Yeah! ::Candice pushes Finny towards the left wing, where Sage is still waiting with the nodatchi:: You're done now! Ok, now for some real enterainment! ::She takes the microphone:: In the tooown, where I was booorrrrnnn, lived a maaannnn, who sailed to seeeaaaa!

::Tracy takes the microphone from Candice:: And he told me of his liiifffeeee, in the laaannnddddd of submarines!

Yeah, that's enough now. ::Tred walks up, teleports Tracy and Candice off the stage and then teleports a rather beat up looking Phineas back into his spot::

Ummm, I'm not sure what's with everyone today... ::Phineas looks over to stage left, where Danielle and Erica have just entered from::

::Erica whistles and a huge pile of Pixy Stix falls on Finny:: We have come to share the source of our crazyness with you!

::Danielle pulls a convient pullcord that just happened to be there. Pocky rains down on the already half buried Finny:: We already gave everybody else lotsa this! We would have forgotten about you, but thank God that Duo reminded us!

The Gundam pilots are here too? ::Finny looks over and sees Duo waving at him. The other pilots are digging into the candy, except for Heero. He was typing on his laptop:: This is crazyness!

Well, you got that one right! ::Mina walks across the stage, with Amanda, Rowen, and Tred following her:: With today's amazing technology...

::Amanda holds up a piece of cheese::

::Mina continues:: ...We have bottled that crazyness! Now I now you think that this is impossible...

Tred and Rowen: Wow, that seems impossible!

But we have! And now you can purchase this Crazyness! for only $19.95 a bottle!

::Scene switches (magic!) to a shot of the Warlords drinking from pop cans labled Crazyness! They guzzle the drinks and give the camara thumbs up::

::Scene switches back to Mina:: More satifyied customers! ::Mina gives the camara a huge smile:: So order today!

::They all walk offstage, leaving a confused Finny, who had by this time freed himself from the Pixy Stix and Pocky.::

::Phineas stands there and blinks a few times::

::Wufei and Cye take this opportunity to grab the microphone::

This is an outrage! ::Cye holds up a bag that contains a sandwhich. A tuna fish sandwhich, to be exact:: I want to know who brought this!

::Wufei slips into rant mode:: Injustice! What did that poor Tuna ever do to you! You are all weaklings! There is no Justice in this! Why, what that poor Tuna went through to become this pasty substance...

::Cye taps Wufei on the shoulder:: Ummm, I don't think that tuna fish is acually made from Tuna. I'm not sure if there are real Tuna fish...

Really? ::Wufei ponders this::

::Tracy walks out, with her tin Sailor Moon lunchbox:: Yeah, and it was my sandwhich too, Wu-chan. I really like tuna fish.

Oh, well... in that case... Who cares about the stupid fish? As long as Tracy's happy! ::Wufei throws the sandwhich at Cye and walks off with Tracy::

::Cye flings the sandwhich on the stage:: What! You traitor! You have no honor, Chang!

::Candice walks out and huggs Cye:: Don't be mad Cye. Come on, I'll take you to the aquarium.

Yay! ::Cye and Candice skip off together::

::Phineas is still standing there, blinking:: I guess burning the script was a bad thing... ::He looks around to see if anybody else wants to interupt him. Nobody comes out:: Well then, all the Death of Boredom stories are little side stories that may or may not go long with the original story line. They were all written because...

::99 red balloons float by::

::Duo runs out:: Look! 99 red balloons!

::Phineas looks up:: Red balloons?

::A nun, a teacher, and a little boy run across the stage::

::Tigerseye, Hawkseye, and Fisheye follow::

::Kasei, Tracy, and Amanda run after the Amazon Trio::

::Phineas stands there, checks his watch, taps his foot. The last red balloon goes by:: Anything else?

::Tenchi and Ryo-Ohki run by::

::Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Sasami, Kione, Sakuya, and Washuu chase him::

I’m never gonna finish... ::Finny sighs and trys to start again::

Finny! ::Ebiru picks this time to run on the stage:: Have you noticed anything odd?

::Phineas sweatdropped:: You mean other than everybody who has wandered onto the stage? You'd better define odd.

Something should be happpening now... ::Ebiru looks over to the side of the stage where Shady is::

::Shady shruggs::

Damn! It's not working! ::Ebiru stomps offstage::

::Finny looks pissed:: DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO COME UP HERE!!!! BECAUSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OUT OF THE WAY NOW!!!

::Finny looks around::

::Nobody moves::

::Finny smiles:: Good. Now mabey I'll finish.

::Suddenly it starts to rain::

::Phineas frowns:: Why is it raining inside the building?

Yes! It worked! ::Ebiru runs back on stage:: This is great! Kasei couldn't even make it rain!

::Kasei comes out:: Really Spuffy Attack!

::Ebiru quickly grabs Shady to use as a shield::

::Kasei frowns, then smirks, then frowns again, not sure if this is good or bad:: Oh well. At least somebody got hurt. ::She shrugs and wanders off::

I can't take anymore of this. ::Finny sits down:: Everyone here is crazy.

And do you know why? ::Mina comes back onstage, with Rowen, Amanda, and Tred:: Because they've all been drinking Crazyness!

::Danielle and Erica come too:: And eating Pixy Stix and Pocky!

THAT'S IT!!! ::Finny stands up, looking really pissed off. As he gives everyone the Look Of Death, he transforms into his real villan outfit (as oppsed to the blue jeans and white button-up shirt he always wears) He pulls out his bo from Plierspace:: EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!

::Everyone is to scared to move. Finny never transforms, even when he is fighting. And he NEVER uses his bo::

::Still giving everyone the Look Of Death, Phineas continues:: All these stories were written for absolutly no reason other than the author was bored. Thank you. ::Phineas teleports away::

::Everyone blinks::

::Mina breaks the silence:: Who wants Crazyness?

ME!!! ::Everyone runs to Mina::

::99 red balloons float by::

::Sailor Seiji sweatdrops and stops writting. This is too crazy for even her::

::Phineas teleports behind her:: I hate you

::Sailor Seiji smiles:: I know, that's why you're here. To hate everyone and to make there lives miserable. Well, that's also what Shady was born to do, but you get the point.

Really? ::Finny thinks about this:: I'm supposed to act like a brat?

::Sailor Seiji nods::

ALRIGHT! ::Phineas teleports off again::

Oh dear, I'd better tell Tred to be careful. ::Sailor Seiji really does back away from the computer now:: Ja ne!

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