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Hi, my name is Ollie Morgan, welcome to my personal web site. My owners don't know I'm doing this, so it can be our little secret.
I am a dog with great insight and you will find lots of interesting facts and subjects in my site, as well as my own unique brand of canine
philosophy.
Here's a little bit about me first. I was raised as an orphan in a cold and damp rabbit hutch
before my present owners adopted me, so I have seen the hard side that life can bring.
I'm happy now though, and would like to share my vast knowledge and secrets of happiness with you. I have five golden rules in life.........
1. Never mess where you sleep.
(Makes owners mad and smell keeps you
awake.)
2. Practice being cute and pathetic.
(You'll always get what you want....)
3. Give your owners plenty of exercise.
4. Never beg (but always borrow and steal)
5. Never trust cats.
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